Questions

1.  Is it wrong to feel a certain degree of happiness when a yard-wrecking mole is found floating dead in the swimming pool?

2.  Why is it so much easier to feel happy on a sunny day than on a rainy one?

3.  Why are puppies so delightful?

4.  Why does a certain puppy sit directly under the computer chair while someone’s trying to blog and pass horrendous smelling gas? (note:  #3 is not always true)

5.  Why do ladies of a certain age feel they should hack all their hair off?

6.  Do aforementioned ladies think their tiny haircuts look good or have they stopped caring about their looks altogether?

7.  Do older men and women realize that they look identical when they have the same haircut?  (Hers being too short and his being too long.)

8.  Am I sounding mean? 

9.  Do you wonder what my hair looks like?

10.  Am I happy that you can’t see me and therefore can’t pass judgment on me and my hair?  (Answer:  yes)

11.  How come everyone elses geraniums look better than mine?

12.  Why does a slow poke always pull her car out in front of yours when you’re late for work, an appointment, etc. and drive five miles under the speed limit till you're almost to your destination?

13.  Why do skinny girls always say they eat a lot when it obviously isn’t true?

14.  Why do puppies immediately attack you when you sit on the floor?

15.  Why didn’t Jane Austen write more books?

16.  Why can’t somebody today write as well as JA did?

17.  Why rehearse negative thoughts when there are positive ones to think about instead?

18.  Why did the ladies at church talk about starting a walking club to get in shape--then charge and decimate the dessert table at our luncheon on Sunday?

19.  Can you imagine what the world would look like if no one colored her hair?

20.  Why am I sitting here at this computer at 12:44am when I could be upstairs in my cuddly bed?